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Your Mama Jokes
Here is our collection of "your mama" jokes.
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There are 59 jokes in this category.
Yo momma is so ugly even Rice Krispies won't speak to her!
Yo momma is so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma is so stupid she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma is so stupid that when she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo momma is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma has got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mamma is so fat, she wore a X t-shirt, and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, they tinted the windows of her incubator!
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, "It's Halloween already?!"
Yo' momma's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure," and her father said, "Yeah, let's go bury it!"
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A Randomly Selected Joke
An expedition was lost in the jungle. All of a sudden the native guide stopped and said, "Compass here, compass here, compass here."
The leader of the expedition said, "I'm sorry old chap, but we don't have a compass here."
The guide said, "no you don't understand. We've come past here three times already this afternoon."
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