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What do you call a miniature model of one of the Beatles?
Small McCartney.

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Your Mama Jokes - 5

This is page 5 of your mama jokes.


Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.


Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds!


Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.


Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.


Yo momma's so ugly, she has to sneak up on her mirror.


Yo momma's so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.


Yo momma's so ugly, when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!


Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!


Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, but no professionals."


Yo' momma's so fat, she uses bowling balls for earrings!

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A Randomly Selected Joke


What sits on the sea bed and laughs?
A merrymaid.

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