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Why Did - Jokes
This is our collection of "Why Did?" jokes.
There are 14 jokes in this category.
Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
So he could make a clean getaway.
Why did the baker stop making bread?
Because he wasn't making enough dough.
Because he wasn't making enough dough.
Why did the bald man place a rabbit on his head?
Because he wanted a head of hair.
Because he wanted a head of hair.
Why did the office cleaner give up her job?
She realised that grime does not pay.
She realised that grime does not pay.
Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
Why did the pear go out with the apple?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Because he couldn't find a date.
Why did the newspaper reporters go to the ice-cream parlour?
They wanted to get a big scoop.
They wanted to get a big scoop.
Why did Karl Marx drink instant tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Because all proper tea is theft.
Why did the baker stop making donuts?
Because he was tired of the hole business.
Because he was tired of the hole business.
Why did the theatre manager find a new job?
He wanted a change of scenery.
He wanted a change of scenery.
A Randomly Selected Joke
Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
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