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What Is - Jokes - 2
This is page 2 of our collection of "What Is?" jokes.
What is an ultimate?
The last person you marry.
What is large, grey and wears a flower behind its ear?
A hippy-potamus.
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
"I don't know, and I don't care."
What is very big, grey in color and wears a mask?
The Elephantom of the Opera.
What is green, covered in custard, and is always complaining?
Apple grumble.
What is round and nasty?
A vicious circle.
What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.
What is black and white and red all over?
An embarassed zebra.
What is the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman!
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A Randomly Selected Joke
Which American movie star can jump over trees?
John Treevaulter.
You can find more like this in the
Miscellaneous Jokes category