What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.

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What do you call four bottles of lemonade?
A pop group.

What do you get if you cross an old grouch with a spaceship?
A moan rocket.

What do you call a alien from outer space who is overweight?
An extra-cholesterol.

What do you call Mr Smith's half brother?
Arthur Smith.

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.

What do you call four large stones with guitars and drums?
A rock band.

What do you call someone who can't stop buying carpets?
A rug addict.

What do you call a beautiful cat?
A glamour puss.

What do you call a vampire that has been drinking beer in the bar all evening?
Drunkula.

What do you call a Russian gardener?
Ivanhoe.

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You Must Be Joking by Paul D. Utherwun

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