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What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?A potato with bloodshot eyes.
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This is page 6 of "what do" jokes.
What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.
A hardened criminal.
What do you give to a deer with an upset tummy?
Elk-a-seltzer
Elk-a-seltzer
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
Pumpkin pi.
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
Humphrey.
What do you get if you cross a freeway with a skateboard?
Run over.
Run over.
What do you call a man with a legal document on his head?
Will.
Will.
What do you call a woman with a strong wind on her head?
Gail.
Gail.
What do you call someone who can chop down sixty trees everyday?
A good feller.
A good feller.
What do you call a man covered in beef, vegetables and gravy?
Stu.
Stu.
What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
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A Randomly Selected Joke
The circus leader was upset at the thought that his human cannonball act would have to be scrapped. It seems the aging performer was losing his nerve in the act. He went to the boss and quavered, "I don't think I am up to being shot out of a cannon twice a day any more." "But you can't leave me," his boss replied, "Where will I find another man of your caliber?"
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