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What Do - Jokes - 5
This is page 5 of "what do" jokes.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a mink.
A fur coat with pockets.
What do you call a row of rabbits that takes a step backwards?
A receding hare-line.
What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A small Medium at large.
What do you call the most popular perfume?
A best smeller.
What do you call small Indian guitars?
Baby sitars.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
A bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot.
What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
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A Randomly Selected Joke
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken called in sick.
You can find more like this in the
Chicken Jokes category