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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a rose?A flower that tries to bite your throat when you sniff it.
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What do you call two bananas?
A pair of slippers.
A pair of slippers.
What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?
A seasoned traveller.
A seasoned traveller.
What do you get if you cross an orange with a comedian?
You get peels of laughter.
You get peels of laughter.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a transistor radio set?
A golden receiver.
A golden receiver.
What do liars do when they die?
They lie still.
They lie still.
What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
They pine a lot.
What do you call a cat who's swallowed a duck?
A duck-filled fatty puss.
A duck-filled fatty puss.
What do you call a jester who is unemployed?
Nobody's fool.
Nobody's fool.
What do you get if you cross a banana with a zipper?
A fruit fly.
A fruit fly.
What do you get if you cross a supermarket cashier with a 100 bars of chocolate?
A chubby checker.
A chubby checker.
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A Randomly Selected Joke
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Disk.
Disk who?
Disk is a recorded message.
You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category
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