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What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?A brush with the law.
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What do you call a cat that works in a doctor's surgery?A first aid kit.
What do you call a blood-sucking pig?
A hampire.
A hampire.
What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo?
A fur coat with huge pockets.
A fur coat with huge pockets.
What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
You get a silly billy.
What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
You get a rash of good luck.
You get a rash of good luck.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
Jurassic pork.
Jurassic pork.
What do you get if you cross a automobile mechanic with an Egyptian mummy?
A toot and car man.
A toot and car man.
What do you call someone who rides a horse, wears a mask, and smells nice?
The Cologne Ranger.
The Cologne Ranger.
What do you call an overweight ghost that haunts an opera house?
The fat-tum of the opera.
The fat-tum of the opera.
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a rose?
A flower that tries to bite your throat when you sniff it.
A flower that tries to bite your throat when you sniff it.
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A Randomly Selected Joke
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back I'm about to sneeze.
You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category
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