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What Do - Jokes - 2
This is page 2 of "what do" jokes.
What do you call a miniature model of one of the Beatles?
Small McCartney.
What do you call a man who gradually runs out of energy?
Peter.
What do you call a woman who likes to cook in her garden?
Barbie.
What do you call a man who looks after pet rabbits and also writes very long novels?
Warren Peace.
What do you call a man who does odd jobs and live just around the corner from you?
Andy.
What do you get if you cross a fruit and a woman in need of assistance?
A damson in distress.
What do you get if you cross a toad with a mist?
Kermit the fog.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a hyena?
An animal that laughs at every yolk.
What do you call a four-foot high disc jockey?
A compact disc player.
What do refrigeration engineers do in their spare time?
They chill out.
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A Randomly Selected Joke
What do you do when a lemon gets hurt?
Give it lemon-aid.
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