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What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.

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What do you call a miniature model of one of the Beatles?
Small McCartney.


What do you call a man who gradually runs out of energy?
Peter.


What do you call a woman who likes to cook in her garden?
Barbie.


What do you call a man who looks after pet rabbits and also writes very long novels?
Warren Peace.


What do you call a man who does odd jobs and live just around the corner from you?
Andy.


What do you get if you cross a fruit and a woman in need of assistance?
A damson in distress.


What do you get if you cross a toad with a mist?
Kermit the fog.


What do you get if you cross a hen with a hyena?
An animal that laughs at every yolk.


What do you call a four-foot high disc jockey?
A compact disc player.


What do refrigeration engineers do in their spare time?
They chill out.

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A Randomly Selected Joke


What do you do when a lemon gets hurt?
Give it lemon-aid.

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