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10 Randomly Selected Jokes

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Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus!

Located in the Your Mama Jokes section

A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking for a monkey. The storeowner points towards three identical looking monkeys.
"The one to the left costs $500," says the storeowner.
"Why so much?" asks the customer.
"Because it can program in C," answers the storeowner.
The customer inquires about the next monkey and is told that "That one costs $1500, because it knows Visual C++ and Object-Relational technology."
The startled man then asks about the third monkey.
"That one costs $5000," answers the storeowner.
"$5000!" exclaims the man. "What can that one do?"
To which the owner replies, "To be honest, I've never seen it do a single thing, but it calls itself a Consultant."

Located in the Jokes about Computers section

This guy was walking through the desert when he found a magic lamp. He picked the lamp up and rubbed the side of it. Sure enough, a genie popped out.
The genie said, "Thank you for getting me out of that lamp. In return, I will grant you one wish."
So the guy thought about it and said, "I want a foreign car dealership in a major metropolitan city."
Pooof, he had a Chrysler dealership in Tokyo...

Located in the Miscellaneous Jokes section

What do you give to a deer with an upset tummy?

Located in the What Do Jokes section

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Located in the Humorous Insults section

A wedding ring - The smallest handcuffs in the world.

Located in the Humorous Definitions section


How many Thomas Edisons does it take to change a light bulb?
None. He doesn't change them, he invents them.

Located in the Change a Lightbulb Jokes section

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a sedan.

Located in the American Humor section

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

Located in the What Is Jokes section

What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
You get a rash of good luck.

Located in the What Do Jokes section



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