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Funny Jokes And Humor About The Police
| Here are some funny jokes and humor about the police and the long arm of the law.
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There are 20 jokes in this category.
What did the policeman say to his stomach?
You are under a vest.
You are under a vest.
What do you call a flying policeman?
A heli-copper.
A heli-copper.
Did you hear about what happened when the police caught a man stealing car batteries?
They charged him.
They charged him.
What do you call a crow that joins the police force?
A rookie.
A rookie.
What did the policeman say to the man with three heads?
Hello, hello, hello - what's going on here?
Hello, hello, hello - what's going on here?
Did you hear about the detective who was thrown out of the Serious Crime Squad - he was always laughing.
What do you call a crow that joins the police?
A rookie.
A rookie.
How do you join the police force?
Handcuff them together.
Handcuff them together.
The officer reported to the watch commander about having no luck with the witness. "Did you browbeat him, yell at him, and ask him every question you could come up with?" asked the watch commander.
"We certainly did."
"And?"
"And he said, 'Yes, dear, you're right,' and dozed off!"
"We certainly did."
"And?"
"And he said, 'Yes, dear, you're right,' and dozed off!"
How many police officers does it take to break an egg?
None, it "fell down the stairs".
None, it "fell down the stairs".
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A Randomly Selected Joke
Hamish McTavish was going to travel by train from Aberdeen to Edinburgh to have a major operation in hospital. He bought a single instead of a return ticket.
You can find more like this in the Scottish Jokes category
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