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Old Age Jokes - 3

This is page 3 of jokes about getting old and old age.

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.

Old teachers never die, they just lose their class.

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.

Old cashiers never die, they just check out.

Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.

Old musicians never die, they just get played out.

Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.

Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.

Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings.

Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.

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