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Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Here are some funny really ancient and corny knock knock jokes.

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There are 133 jokes in this category.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yuri.
Yuri who?
Yuri mind me of someone.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Big Horse.
Big Horse who?
Big Horse I say so.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo first, I'm scared.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Percy.
Percy who?
Percy verence is the secret of success.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.


Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Cat.
Cat Who?
Caterpillar.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Micky
Micky who?
Micky won't fit in the lock, that's why I'm knocking.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jasmine.
Jasmine who?
Jasmine, give it back.

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A Randomly Selected Joke


Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus!

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