Did you hear about the boy who ran away with the circus?
His parents made him bring it back.

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Knock Knock Jokes - 8

This is page 8 of knock knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owen.
Owen who?
Owen the saints go marching in.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Quacker.
Quacker who?
Quacker other bad joke and I'm leaving.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Quiet Tina.
Quiet Tina who?
Quiet Tina courtroom.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn who?
Osborn today - it's my birthday.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider what everyone says, I like you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know me by now.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Are you a cow or an owl?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue who?
Argue going to let me in or not?

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Where do witches' frogs sit?
On toadstools.

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