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What do you get if you cross a supermarket cashier with a 100 bars of chocolate?
A chubby checker.

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Knock Knock Jokes - 5

This is page 5 of knock knock jokes.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yvonne.
Yvonne who?
Yvonne to be alone.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yelp.
Yelp who?
Yelp me, my nose is stuck in the keyhole.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alda.
Alda who?
Alda time you knew who it was.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Leif.
Leif who?
Leif me alone.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur anymore at home like you?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, there's no need to cry about it.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a pretty girl.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lisa.
Lisa who?
Lisa you can do is let me in.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get it.

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I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

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