Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father?
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Knock Knock Jokes - 11

This is page 11 of knock knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Felix.
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream once more I'll scream.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guess.
Guess who?
It's you that's supposed to be guessing, not me.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juliet.
Juliet who?
Juliet so much she has a sore tummy.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee careful out there.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dismay.
Dismay who?
Dismay be a joke but it doen't make laugh.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mice.
Mice who?
Mice to meet you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
No need to cry it's only me.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Zizi.
Zizi who?
Zizi when you know how.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.

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