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What do you get if you cross an old grouch with a spaceship?A moan rocket.
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Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 9
This is page 9 of jokes and funny stories for children.
What kind of ghosts haunt hospitals?
Surgical spirits.
Surgical spirits.
How do you get an elephant out of a tree?
Stand it on a leaf and wait 'till autumn.
Stand it on a leaf and wait 'till autumn.
Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
Why are soldiers so tired on April 1st?
Because they just had a 31 day March!
Because they just had a 31 day March!
Why couldn't the bicycle make it up the hill?
Because it was "two" tired!
Because it was "two" tired!
Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory?
He couldn't concentrate.
He couldn't concentrate.
How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop him a line.
You drop him a line.
How do you start a jelly race?
"Get set."
"Get set."
What sits in a baby buggy and wobbles?
A jelly baby.
A jelly baby.
Why are adults boring?
Because they're groan-ups.
Because they're groan-ups.
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A Randomly Selected Joke
Why does Santa Claus always come down the chimney to deliver your Christmas presents?
Because it soots him.
You can find more like this in the Christmas category
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