Here is a random joke or funny story
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?A brick layer.
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Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 8
This is page 8 of jokes and funny stories for children.
Why did the apple turnover?
Because it saw the banana split.
Because it saw the banana split.
Did you hear about the two kangaroos who got married?
They lived hoppily ever after.
They lived hoppily ever after.
Who was the cleanest President of the USA?
George Washingmachine.
George Washingmachine.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked Baby Bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked Mummy Bear.
"Burp." said Daddy Bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked Mummy Bear.
"Burp." said Daddy Bear.
Joe: Where does the new kid come from?
Mary: Alaska.
Joe: Never mind, I'll ask her myself.
Mary: Alaska.
Joe: Never mind, I'll ask her myself.
Which soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
Seasoned troopers.
Seasoned troopers.
What is a ghosts favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie with I-scream.
Boo-berry pie with I-scream.
Which hand should you use to stir your coffee?
Neither, you should use a spoon.
Neither, you should use a spoon.
Why did the composer spend all day in bed?
He was writing sheet music.
He was writing sheet music.
What do you call a train that is made of toffee?
A chew chew.
A chew chew.
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A Randomly Selected Joke
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
You can find more like this in the Change A Lightbulb Jokes category
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