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Did you hear about the world's worst athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.

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Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 7

This is page 7 of jokes and funny stories for children.


What did the baby chick say when it found an orange in its nest?
Look what marmalade.


How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.


What do you call a multi-storey pig-pen?
You call it a styscraper.


What do you do when a lemon gets hurt?
Give it lemon-aid.


What is purple and barks at visitors?
A grape dane.


Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.


Why makes the tower of Pisa lean?
It never eats.


Who ate his victims two by two?
Noah shark.


What kind of bow is it impossible to tie?
A rainbow.


Why is the letter E lazy?
Because it is always in bed.

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A Randomly Selected Joke


How many Computer Programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Sorry, that's a hardware problem.

You can find more like this in the Computer Programmer & Users category



 

 

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