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What do you get if you cross an orange with a comedian?
You get peels of laughter.

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Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 5

This is page 5 of jokes and humor for children.


What kind of sugar sings?
I sing sugar.


What do ghosts call their navy?
The ghost-guard.


What does grass say when it is cut?
"I don't mow (know)."


What did the shy pebble say?
I wish I was a little boulder.


What is a dog's favorite day of the week?
Chewsday.


What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.


What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.


What's green and goes boing, boing, boing?
A spring cabbage.


Do mountains have ears?
Yes, they have mountaineers.


What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.

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A Randomly Selected Joke


What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.

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