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Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 5
This is page 5 of jokes and humor for children.
What kind of sugar sings?
I sing sugar.
What do ghosts call their navy?
The ghost-guard.
What does grass say when it is cut?
"I don't mow (know)."
What did the shy pebble say?
I wish I was a little boulder.
What is a dog's favorite day of the week?
Chewsday.
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
What's green and goes boing, boing, boing?
A spring cabbage.
Do mountains have ears?
Yes, they have mountaineers.
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.
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A Randomly Selected Joke
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
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