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What do liars do when they die?
They lie still.

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Jokes For Children - 4

This is page 4 of jokes and humor for children.


Which mouse was a Romane Emperor?
Julius Cheeser.


What animal talks a lot?
A yak.


What did the robber say to the staff in the glue factory?
This is a stick-up!


Why do bananas not snore? They don' want to wake the rest of the bunch.


Fred: What is cold, white and very high, with a summit and ears?
Brian: I don't know.
Fred: A mountain.
Brian: Where's its ears?
Fred: You must have heard of mountain-ears.


What is always dressing?
Salad cream.


Which type of fish performs operations in a hospital
A sturgeon.


Which country makes you shiver?
Chile.


What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I've become attached to you.


What is the most dangerous cake in the world?
Attila the Bun.

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A Randomly Selected Joke


Car Driver (telephoning after he has had an accident) - Send help at once, I've turned turtle.
Mechanic: This is a garage not a pet shop.

You can find more like this in the Car Driving category



 

 

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