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What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?A brush with the law.
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Jokes For Children - 3
This is page 3 of jokes and humor for children.
What kind of bulbs never need watering?
Light bulbs.
Light bulbs.
What did the tree say to the woodpecker?
You bore me.
You bore me.
What time is it when you have eaten half of your dinner?
Half ate.
Half ate.
What do you call a dead parrot?
A polygon.
A polygon.
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I've become attached to you.
I've become attached to you.
Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness pills.
They forgot to take their travel sickness pills.
Why are skunks always arguing?
Because they like to raise a stink.
Because they like to raise a stink.
Where do you take injured wasps?
To the waspital.
To the waspital.
Which king of England was a chiropodist?
William the Corn Curer.
William the Corn Curer.
How do dinosaurs pass exams at school?
With extinction.
With extinction.
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What do you call a woman who likes to cook in her garden?
Barbie.
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