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Jokes For Children - 2
This is page 2 of jokes and humor especially for children. |
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What did one clock say to the other clock when it was scared?
Don't be alarmed.
How do you make an egg roll?
You push it.
Why did the baby biscuit cry?
Because it's mother was a wafer too long.
Where do frogs borrow money?
From the river bank.
Where can you leave your dog when you go shopping?
In a barking lot.
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm going down with something.
What did the picture say to the wall?
I've been framed.
What do you call a baby whale that keeps crying?
A little blubber.
Where do baby trees go to learn?
They attend a tree nursery.
Why did Batman go to the pet shop?
To buy a Robin.
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A Randomly Selected Joke
Ten thousand bars of soap have been stolen from a warehouse.
Police say that the thieves made a clean getaway.
You can find more like this in the
Police category