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What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?A small Medium at large.
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Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 15
This is page 15 of jokes and funny stories for children.
What sits on the sea bed and laughs?
A merrymaid.
A merrymaid.
What did the ground say to the rain?
If you keep this up, my name will be mud.
If you keep this up, my name will be mud.
How do you start a jelly race?
You say, "Get set."
You say, "Get set."
My brother is so stupid that he thinks a string quartet is four people playing tennis.
What kind of dance does a tin opener do?
The can-can.
The can-can.
What does a ghost rooster say?
Spook-a-doodle-doo.
Spook-a-doodle-doo.
What kind of house is easy to lift?
A lighthouse.
A lighthouse.
What do sea monsters like to have as a snack?
Potato ships.
Potato ships.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Where do frogs hang their coats?
In the croakroom.
In the croakroom.
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A Randomly Selected Joke
A lawyer was surprised one day when the door of his office opened and his local family butcher walked in. 'I'd like your advice,' said the butcher. 'If a dog came into my shop and stole some meat, would the dog's owner be obliged to pay for it?'
'He certainly would,' said the lawyer. 'No question about it.'
'Well,' said the butcher, 'your dog came into my shop this morning and stole a chicken.'
'How much was it worth?' asked the lawyer. '£5 should cover it,' replied the butcher.
'£5, eh?' said the lawyer. 'All right. My usual fee for legal advice is £30, so if you just send me a cheque for £25, we'll call it quits.'
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