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Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 13
This is page 13 of jokes and funny stories for children.
What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?
A watch dog.
A watch dog.
Collector: Would you like to make a donation for the new swimming pool?
Householder: Yes I would be happy to do that, here's a bucket of water.
Householder: Yes I would be happy to do that, here's a bucket of water.
What do rabbits do when they get married?
They live hoppily ever after.
They live hoppily ever after.
I'm glad I wasn't born in France.
Why?
I don't speak French.
Why?
I don't speak French.
What do snakes do after a fight?
They hiss and make up.
They hiss and make up.
Where do cows go for a vacation?
Moo York.
Moo York.
What is a crocodile's favorite card game?
Snap.
Snap.
What's the difference between a wild camel and a bully?
One is a large, smelly, bad-tempered beast and the other is an animal.
One is a large, smelly, bad-tempered beast and the other is an animal.
What is 300 feet high and wobbles?
The trifle tower.
The trifle tower.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away.
It gets toad away.
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What do you get if you steal part of a fish supper from an elderly Scottish gentleman?
A chip of the old Jock.
You can find more like this in the Scottish Jokes category
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