Here is a random joke or funny story
What do you call a dog with no legs?Who cares? He won't come anyway.
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Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 12
This is page 12 of jokes and funny stories for children.
What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A teapot.
A teapot.
How do you stop a pig smelling?
You put a clothes peg on its nose.
You put a clothes peg on its nose.
What kind of monkey can fly?
A hot air baboon.
A hot air baboon.
Why are some teachers cross-eyed?
Because they can't control their pupils.
Because they can't control their pupils.
Why did the banana have to visit the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well.
Because it wasn't peeling well.
What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
Take your pick.
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Between you and me, something smells.
What do you call a Japanese piano that is always telling jokes?
A Yamaha-ha.
A Yamaha-ha.
What lives in the ocean and carries a lot of people around?
An octobus.
An octobus.
Have you seen a man-eating tiger?
No, but I've seen a man eating fish and chips.
No, but I've seen a man eating fish and chips.
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A Randomly Selected Joke
Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moooovies.
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