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Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 11
This is page 11 of jokes and funny stories for children.
What is a ghosts favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie with I-scream.
Why was Cinderella thrown out of the netball team?
Because she kept running away from the ball.
Why did the composer spend so much time in bed?
He wrote sheet music.
What did the dragon say when he say St George approaching in his shining armor?
On no, not tinned food again.
What kind of ghosts haunt hospitals?
Surgical spirits.
Why was the ghost arrested?
He didn't have a haunting licence.
What do spooks wear if they're short-sighted?
They wear spooktacles.
Why do demons get on so well with ghouls?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend.
What did the shy pebble say?
I wish I was a little boulder.
What happens if you sit on a grape?
It gives a little whine.
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A Randomly Selected Joke
What do you get if you cross a fruit and a woman in need of assistance?
A damson in distress.
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