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Jokes About Halloween Witches
Just in time for Halloween here is our collection of jokes about witches. This is page 1 of 3
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How did the witch know that she was recovering from her illness?
Her doctor allowed her to get out of bed for a spell.
Her doctor allowed her to get out of bed for a spell.
Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.
Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just need to go to bed for a spell.
Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just need to go to bed for a spell.
What are baby witches called?
Halloweenies.
Halloweenies.
What do witches use to keep their hair out of place?
Scare spray.
Scare spray.
What do witches ring for when they are staying in a hotel?
B-room service.
B-room service.
What do witches eat at Halloween?
Spook-etti.
Spook-etti.
What happens if a witch gets the flu?
You get cold spells.
You get cold spells.
What did the witch have to do when her broomstick broke down?
She had to witch-hike.
She had to witch-hike.
How can you make a witch itch?
Remove the 'w'.
Remove the 'w'.
Why did the witch put her broomstick in the washing machine?
Because she wanted a clean sweep.
Because she wanted a clean sweep.
A Randomly Selected Joke
What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.
You can find more like this in the Scottish Jokes category
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