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Jokes About Halloween Witches - 3
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Every time it's misty, I can hear strange croaking noises coming from your house.
That's my froghorn.
That's my froghorn.
Why does a Halloween witch ride on her broom?
So that she can sweep the sky.
So that she can sweep the sky.
What happened to the witch who misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.
She was ex-spelled.
What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make?
Snap, cackle, pop.
Snap, cackle, pop.
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a witch.
You'd better lie down for a spell.
You'd better lie down for a spell.
What happens to a witch when she loses her temper?
She flies off the handle.
She flies off the handle.
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Broom-mates.
What do you call a nervous sorceress?
A twitch.
A twitch.
Where do witches' frogs sit?
On toadstools.
On toadstools.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a snowstorm?
A cold spell.
A cold spell.
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He had jelly in one ear and custard in the other, so he told everyone to speak up as he was a trifle deaf.
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