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Jokes About Halloween Witches - 2
This is page 2 of jokes about Halloween witches.
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Brian: Are you having a party on your birthday?
John: No, I'm going to have a witch do.
Brian: What's a witch do?
John: She flies around on a broomstick and casts spells.
John: No, I'm going to have a witch do.
Brian: What's a witch do?
John: She flies around on a broomstick and casts spells.
What do you call a witch that likes to go to the beach but is scared to go swimming?
A chicken sand-witch.
A chicken sand-witch.
What do witches use to keep their hair untidy?
Scare spray.
Scare spray.
What do you call a witch who drives her car down the middle of the road?
A road hag.
A road hag.
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a multi-millionaire?
A very witch person.
A very witch person.
Who does a witch call in if her broomstick is stolen?
The flying squad.
The flying squad.
If a flying saucer is an aircraft, does it mean that a flying broomstick is a witchcraft?
How does a witch know what time it is?
She wears a witch watch.
She wears a witch watch.
What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a witch?
A brrooooooom stick.
A brrooooooom stick.
What is the favorite school subject of a witch?
English, because they are good at spelling.
English, because they are good at spelling.
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Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
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