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Did you hear about the woman who wanted to get married to a ghost?I can't think what must have possessed her.
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Jokes About Shopping
Here is our selection of jokes about going shopping.
There are 5 jokes in this category.
Customer: I want to buy a mattress for a bed.
Assistant: A spring mattress, sir?
Customer: Well, actually I want to use it all year round.
Assistant: A spring mattress, sir?
Customer: Well, actually I want to use it all year round.
Lady Customer: I want a dress to match my eyes.
Shop Assistant: Sorry, madam, we don't sell bloodshot dresses.
Shop Assistant: Sorry, madam, we don't sell bloodshot dresses.
Customer: So what happens now that your opening sale has ended?
Shopkeeper: Our closing down sale begins.
Shopkeeper: Our closing down sale begins.
Lady Customer: Can I try on that dress in the window?
Assistant: If you really want to, but I think it would be better if you tried it on in the changing room.
Assistant: If you really want to, but I think it would be better if you tried it on in the changing room.
Customer: Do you have any camouflage jackets?
Assistant: Yes, we have loads of them, but we can't find them.
Assistant: Yes, we have loads of them, but we can't find them.
A Randomly Selected Joke
What game does Dr. Jekyll like playing?
Hide and shriek.
You can find more like this in the Jokes About Monsters category
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