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What do you get if you cross a freeway with a skateboard?Run over.
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Jokes About Restaurants And Food
Waiters, food and restaurants have always been a good source of jokes and humor. This is page 1 of 3 |
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There are 34 jokes in this category.
Customer: How long have you been working in this restaurant?
Waiter: Two weeks, sir.
Customer: Only two weeks. Well it can't have been you that took my order.
Waiter: Two weeks, sir.
Customer: Only two weeks. Well it can't have been you that took my order.
Waiter: I can recommend the wood pigeon, sir.
Customer: Really? What flavor is the wood?
Customer: Really? What flavor is the wood?
Waiter, waiter, is there soup on the menu?
No, Sir, I've just wiped it off.
No, Sir, I've just wiped it off.
My sister was going to marry a waiter, but he had reservations.
Why was there screams coming from the kitchen?
The chef was beating the eggs.
The chef was beating the eggs.
Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Those flys just don't care what they eat do they.
Those flys just don't care what they eat do they.
Waiter, waiter, what's that fly doing in my ice-cream?
Learning to ski, sir.
Learning to ski, sir.
Waiter, there's a piece of soap in my soup.
That's to wash it down with sir.
That's to wash it down with sir.
I've made the chicken soup.
That's a relief, I thought it was for us.
That's a relief, I thought it was for us.
Waiter, waiter! There's a slug in my salad
I'm very sorry sir, I didn't know that you were a vegetarian.
I'm very sorry sir, I didn't know that you were a vegetarian.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.
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