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Jokes About Psychiatrists
Here is our collection of jokes about psychiatrists for you to analyze.
There are 5 jokes in this category.
Why did the psychiatrist make his wife sleep under their bed?
Because she was potty.
Because she was potty.
A tortoise went to visit a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist asked, "What can I do for you?"
"My problem is that I'm very shy," replied the tortoise.
"The psychiatrist said, "that's easily cured, I'll soon have you out of your shell."
"My problem is that I'm very shy," replied the tortoise.
"The psychiatrist said, "that's easily cured, I'll soon have you out of your shell."
Psychiatrist: So what's your problem?
Patient: I prefer patterned socks to plain socks.
Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that. Lots of people prefer patterned socks to plain socks. I do myself.
Patient: So how do you like yours - fried or boiled?
Patient: I prefer patterned socks to plain socks.
Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that. Lots of people prefer patterned socks to plain socks. I do myself.
Patient: So how do you like yours - fried or boiled?
A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, we'll cross the Delaware and suprise them when they least expect it."
As soon as he's gone, the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says, "King George, this is Benedict Arnold. I have the plans."
As soon as he's gone, the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says, "King George, this is Benedict Arnold. I have the plans."
A man goes to his psychiatrist and explains that on Monday through Thursday he
feels like a TeePee and on Friday through Sunday he feels like a Wigwam.
The psychiatrist explains, "Your problem is obvious, you're two tents."
The psychiatrist explains, "Your problem is obvious, you're two tents."
A Randomly Selected Joke
The local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. A local volunteer calls to solicite his donation, saying "our research shows that even though your annual income is over a million dollars, you do not give one penny to charity! Wouldn't you like to give back to your community through The United Way?"
The lawyer thinks for a moment and says: "First, did your research show that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and has huge medical bills far beyond her ability to pay?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh, no."
"Secondly, that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children?"
The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology but is cut off.
"Thirdly, that my sister's husband died in a dreadful traffic accident", the lawyers voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children?"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says simply, "I had no idea."
The lawyer then says"...and if I don't give any money to THEM, why should I give any to you?"
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