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Why did the vampire attack the circus clown?
Because he wanted the circus to be in his blood.
Because he wanted the circus to be in his blood.
Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?
He was the Chief In-Spectre.
He was the Chief In-Spectre.
Where do ghost trains stop?
At devil crossings.
At devil crossings.
Mummy, mummy, all the other kids at school say I look like a werewolf.
Be quiet and comb your face.
Be quiet and comb your face.
Where does Drakula put his money to keep it safe?
In a bank a-count.
In a bank a-count.
What has fangs and says '10, 9, 8, 7, 6' when he about to bite his victims in the neck?
Count Bacula.
Count Bacula.
What do Italian ghosts eat?
Spookhetti.
Spookhetti.
What do ghosts have for breakfast?
Dreaded wheat.
Dreaded wheat.
What did the monster do when he had a sore throat?
He spent all day gargoyling.
He spent all day gargoyling.
What do you call a very intelligent monster?
Frank Einstein.
Frank Einstein.
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Patient: Doctor, doctor, will this lotion clear up my spots?
Doctor: I don't want to make any rash promises.
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