Here is a random joke or funny story
Did you hear about the boy who ran away with the circus?His parents made him bring it back.
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Jokes About Monsters And Ghosts - 3
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What do you call a vampire dog?
A bloodhound.
A bloodhound.
What is a blood count?
Count Dracula.
Count Dracula.
What was written on the metal monster's tombstone?
Rust in peace.
Rust in peace.
Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell in love at first fright?
What game does Dr. Jekyll like playing?
Hide and shriek.
Hide and shriek.
Where does Count Dracula get all his jokes from?
He gets them from his crypt writer.
He gets them from his crypt writer.
Why are vampires always happy?
Because it's fatal for them to be cross.
Because it's fatal for them to be cross.
What airline do ghosts travel on?
British Scareways.
British Scareways.
Where do ghouls go to study?
Ghoullege.
Ghoullege.
What kind of monster has the best hearing?
The eeriest.
The eeriest.
A Randomly Selected Joke
When Sandy MacGillivray came back from his first trip to London, everyone in the village was keen to find out how he had got on.
"Did you like it?"
"Oh, it was no' bad."
"As good as that, Was it?"
"Well, there was just the one thing wrong. The other guests in my hotel just would not go to their beds. They were in the corridor ouside my room shouting and banging on my door untill three o'clock in the morning." So what did you do, Sandy?"
"Och, I just kept on playing my bagpipes."
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