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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a rose?A flower that tries to bite your throat when you sniff it.
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Where do ghosts go on holiday?
To the Isle of Fright.
To the Isle of Fright.
Why don't ghosts ever become famous magicians?
Because you can see right through their tricks.
Because you can see right through their tricks.
What did the polite vampire say?
Fang you very much.
Fang you very much.
What do you call an overweight ghost who haunts a theatre?
The fat tum of the opera.
The fat tum of the opera.
Frankenstein was lonely until he learned how to make new friends.
Which game did Dr Jekyll like playing most?
Hyde and seek.
Hyde and seek.
Who speaks at the ghost's press conference?
The spooksperson.
The spooksperson.
Where does Count Dracula keep his savings?
In the blood bank.
In the blood bank.
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?
You use a spirit level.
You use a spirit level.
What has fangs and says "10, 9, 8, 7, 6"?
Count bacula.
Count bacula.
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Did you hear about the Scotsman who told his son that the gas meter was a savings bank and he should put his pocket money in it every week?
You can find more like this in the Scottish Jokes category
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