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John: Since I met my new girlfriend I've hardly been able to eat or drink.
Dave: Is that because you love her so much?
John: No, because I'm broke.
Dave: Is that because you love her so much?
John: No, because I'm broke.
I fell in love with my girlfriend at second sight. The first time I met her I didn't know how rich her father was.
I asked my new girlfriend what it would take for her to give me a big kiss and she said an anesthetic.
My girlfriend has just finished a crash diet.
Is that why she looks like a wreck?
Is that why she looks like a wreck?
My latest girlfriend is so refined, I call her sugar.
Last night my girlfriend asked me if I believed in the hereafter?
I said of course I do.
Then she said, well, hereafter I want you to leave me alone.
I said of course I do.
Then she said, well, hereafter I want you to leave me alone.
My girlfriend is just a skeleton, but I love every bone in her body.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
Submitted by : Colin
Submitted by : Colin
My girlfriend loves nature.
That's very kind of her considering what nature has done to her.
That's very kind of her considering what nature has done to her.
When I proposed to my girlfriend she said:
I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.
I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Willa.
Willa who?
Willa present make you happy?
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