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What do you get if you cross a supermarket cashier with a 100 bars of chocolate?A chubby checker.
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Girlfriend Jokes and Humor - 2
Here are more jokes and funny stories about girlfriends.
My girlfriend is a beautiful redhead - no hair, just a red head.
My girlfriend is the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they just can't believe it the first time.
I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks.
It's true that they look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.
It's true that they look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.
The man at the bar was boasting, "The woman who becomes my son's girlfriend will be getting a great prize."
On hearing this a young woman asked him, "And exactly what prize would you give me for becoming his girlfriend?"
On hearing this a young woman asked him, "And exactly what prize would you give me for becoming his girlfriend?"
My girlfriend always makes me melt-in-your-mouth dinners. She always forgets to defrost them.
Fred: My girlfriend is one of twins.
Brian: How can you tell them apart?
Fred: It's easy, her brother's got a beard.
Brian: How can you tell them apart?
Fred: It's easy, her brother's got a beard.
All women are beautiful, some are just less beautiful than others.
My girlfriend has helped make me a millionaire.
Really.
Yes, before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
Really.
Yes, before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
Why doen't your girlfriend wear lipstick?
Because she can't keep her mouth still long enough to put it on.
Because she can't keep her mouth still long enough to put it on.
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A Randomly Selected Joke
How many waiters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Not even a burned-out bulb can catch a waiter's attention.
You can find more like this in the Change A Lightbulb Jokes category
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