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Where does an elephant like to go for a vacation?
Tuscany.
Tuscany.
Why did the elephant go to the luggage store?
He needed a new trunk.
He needed a new trunk.
Why don't elephants ride bicycles?
Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell.
Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they don't have pockets to put things in.
Because they don't have pockets to put things in.
What is large, grey and beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinder elephant.
Cinder elephant.
What do you call a clumsy elephant?
Fumble jumbo.
Fumble jumbo.
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator?
The door won't close.
The door won't close.
What is the best thing to give a seasick elephant?
Lots of room.
Lots of room.
Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
So that they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.
So that they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.
Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?
No? Well, it must work.
No? Well, it must work.
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In the good old days, husbands used to come home from work, and say, "What's cooking?"
Now they say: "What's thawing?"
You can find more like this in the Jokes About Marriage category
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