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What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?A hardened criminal.
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Jokes About Elephants - 2
This is page 2 of jokes about elephants.
How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
Your nose is touching the ceiling.
Your nose is touching the ceiling.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Great big holes all over Australia.
Great big holes all over Australia.
What do you get if you take an elephant into work?
Sole use of the lift.
Sole use of the lift.
Why do elephants wear small green hats?
So they can sneak across snooker tables without being seen.
So they can sneak across snooker tables without being seen.
Why do elephants drink so much?
To try to forget.
To try to forget.
Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?
So she wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate.
So she wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate.
How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card.
Take away his credit card.
How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.
By the footprints in the butter.
Why do elephants wear polka dotted tennis shoes?
So they can hide in Candy jars.
(Did you ever see an elephant hiding in a Candy Jar?
No!
See how well they work!)
So they can hide in Candy jars.
(Did you ever see an elephant hiding in a Candy Jar?
No!
See how well they work!)
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
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