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Jokes about Elephants - 1

Here is our selection of corny old elephant jokes.

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Why are elephants so wrinkly?
They are too big to fit on the ironing board.

What's grey on the inside and pink and white on the outside?
An inside out elephant.

Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?

How does an elephant get down from a tree?
It doesn't, You get down from a duck.

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator?
The door won't close.


Why do elephants wear polka dotted tennis shoes?
So they can hide in Candy jars.
(Did you ever see an elephant hiding in a Candy Jar?
See how well they work!)

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.

How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.

How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card.

Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?
So she wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate.

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