Jokes About Teachers And Education

What does an elf do after school?
Gnome work.

What did one maths book say to the other maths book?
Boy, do I have problems.

Teacher: William, what is the outer part of a tree called?
William: I don't know, sir.
Teacher: Bark, boy, bark.
William: Woof-woof.

Why do you think that your school is haunted?
The headteacher keeps going on about the 'school spirit'.

Why do you call your teacher 'buried tresure'?
Because we wonder where they dug him up from.

Teacher: Johnny, what are you doing under the table?br>Johnny: You told us to read Jekyll and hide.

I was teacher's pet last year.
Why was that?
He couldn't afford a dog.

Pupil: Would you punish someone for something that they didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: That's good, because I haven't done my homework.

Teacher: If I subtract 14 from 99, what's the difference?
Pupil: That's what I say. Who cares.

The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman.
"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."
"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes over a fence, they all go!"