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Jokes about Education - 1

Here is our selection of jokes about education and teaching.

A father and son were posing for a picture following the son's graduation from college. "Stand closer to your father. Try to look a little more natural," the photographer said.
The father replied, "I think he'd look more natural, if he stood with his hands in my pockets."

The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman.
"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."
"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes over a fence, they all go!"

Pupil: Would you punish someone for something that they didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: That's good, because I haven't done my homework.

I was teacher's pet last year.
Why was that?
He couldn't afford a dog.

Teacher: Johnny, what are you doing under the table?br>Johnny: You told us to read Jekyll and hide.


Why do you call your teacher 'buried tresure'?
Because we wonder where they dug him up from.

Why do you think that your school is haunted?
The headteacher keeps going on about the 'school spirit'.

Teacher: William, what is the outer part of a tree called?
William: I don't know, sir.
Teacher: Bark, boy, bark.
William: Woof-woof.

What did one maths book say to the other maths book?
Boy, do I have problems.

What does an elf do after school?
Gnome work.



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