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What do you get if you cross an old grouch with a spaceship?A moan rocket.
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Jokes About Doctors - 2
This is page 2 of jokes and humor about doctors.
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a clock.
Well, there's no need to get wound up about it.
Well, there's no need to get wound up about it.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I can' stop myself eating dates.
Doctor: That's not really a problem.
Patient: Yes it is, I've run out of calendars.
Patient: I can' stop myself eating dates.
Doctor: That's not really a problem.
Patient: Yes it is, I've run out of calendars.
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
Patient: Last week I swallowed a clock.
Doctor: Why didn't come to see me at once?
Patient: I didn't want to alarm anyone.
Patient: Last week I swallowed a clock.
Doctor: Why didn't come to see me at once?
Patient: I didn't want to alarm anyone.
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together man.
Pull yourself together man.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I've just been bitten by a dog.
Doctor: Name?
Patient: Fido.
Doctor: Name?
Patient: Fido.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I've got skin trouble.
Doctor: Have you?
Patient: Yes, I can't peel this banana.
Doctor: Have you?
Patient: Yes, I can't peel this banana.
Dodtor, doctor, will I ever get better?
At what?
At what?
Doctor, doctor, I keep having hot flushes.
You don't need a doctor, it's a plumber you need.
You don't need a doctor, it's a plumber you need.
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a mountain.
Well you do look a little peaky.
Well you do look a little peaky.
Doctor, doctor, I feel really funny.
Well, tell me a joke then, I could do with a laugh.
Well, tell me a joke then, I could do with a laugh.
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A Randomly Selected Joke
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Enoch.
Enoch who?
Enoch and Enoch, but you don't answer the door.
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