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Jokes about Doctors - 1

Here is our selection of jokes about doctors and the medical profession.

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A patient says to his doctor, "My leg is very painful, what should I do about it?"
"Limp."


Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking that I'm a termite.
How boring that must be for you.


Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up.
Just simmer down.


Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?


What should you do if you ever swallow a spoon?
Lie down and don't stir.


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Doctor, Doctor I think that I might be suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've turned into a bee.
Buzz off, I'm too busy to examine you now.


Doctor, doctor, I think I've got amnesia.
I suggest you just go home and forget about it.


Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks she's a swallow.
Tell her to come and see me.
I can't, she's already flown south for the winter.


Doctor, doctor I've become completely crazy about cricket.
How's that?
Not out!


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