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Jokes About Visiting The Dentist
Here are some jokes about the dreaded visit to the dentist to have your teeth fixed. |
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There are 4 jokes in this category.
Why did the pie go to the dentist?
To get a filling.
To get a filling.
What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
A man and his wife entered the dentist's office. "I want a toothpulled, "the man said. "We are in a big hurry, so let us not fool around with gas or Novocain or any of that stuff."
"You are a very brave man," remarked the dentist. "Which tooth is it?"
"Show him your bad tooth, honey," said the man to his wife.
"Show him your bad tooth, honey," said the man to his wife.
Dentist: I'm afraid I'll have to charge you fifty pounds for the tooth I've just extracted.
Patient: But I thought you only charged ten pounds for extracting a tooth?
Dentist: Yes but you screamed so loudly, you scared four patients out of my waiting room.
Patient: But I thought you only charged ten pounds for extracting a tooth?
Dentist: Yes but you screamed so loudly, you scared four patients out of my waiting room.
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