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Jokes about Dentists - 1

Here is our selection of jokes about dentists.

What do you call a depressed dentist?
A little down in the mouth.

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
He had lost his filling.

Dentist: I'm afraid I'll have to charge you fifty pounds for the tooth I've just extracted.
Patient: But I thought you only charged ten pounds for extracting a tooth?
Dentist: Yes but you screamed so loudly, you scared four patients out of my waiting room.

A man and his wife entered the dentist's office. "I want a toothpulled, "the man said. "We are in a big hurry, so let us not fool around with gas or Novocain or any of that stuff." "You are a very brave man," remarked the dentist. "Which tooth is it?"
"Show him your bad tooth, honey," said the man to his wife.


What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

Why did the pie go to the dentist?
To get a filling.



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