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Christmas Jokes And Humor
Here are some funny jokes and humor about christmas or xmas as it is often called. This is page 1 of 3 |
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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
A dependent Claus.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a Christmas present.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a Christmas present.
I wouldn't say he is stupid, but, he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war contest.
Why did the shopkeeper put bells on his scales each Christmas?
So they would jingle all the weigh.
So they would jingle all the weigh.
What Christmas carol do monsters sing each Christmas?
Deck the halls with poison ivy...
Deck the halls with poison ivy...
Why does Santa Claus always come down the chimney to deliver your Christmas presents?
Because it soots him.
Because it soots him.
Why did Father Christmas become unemployed?
Because the elves gave him the sack.
Because the elves gave him the sack.
What carol does Tarzan sing each Christmas?
Jungle bells.
Jungle bells.
Why is a cat lost in the desert like Christmas time?
Because it has sandy claws.
Because it has sandy claws.
What do you call a man who hosts a television quiz show on Christmas day?
Santa Clues.
Santa Clues.
A Randomly Selected Joke
Joe: Where does the new kid come from?
Mary: Alaska.
Joe: Never mind, I'll ask her myself.
You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children category
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