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Christmas Jokes And Humor - 2
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What do you call a man who only works on the perfume counter of the department store at Christmas time?
Frank in scents.
Frank in scents.
What do you call the fear of meeting a fat man in a red suit in a confined space?
Santaclaustrophobia.
Santaclaustrophobia.
What do you call a woman that only comes out at Christmas?
Carol.
Carol.
Famous book - Want a kiss? by Miss L Toh
What is the most popular wine at Christmas?
Do I have to eat the Brussels sprouts?
Do I have to eat the Brussels sprouts?
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
Subordinate clauses.
If you receive a parcel of herbs and spices at Christmas time would it be labelled 'Seasons Greetings'?
Why did the boy's grandmother knit him three sock as a Christmas present?
Because he wrote and told her that he had grown an extra foot.
Because he wrote and told her that he had grown an extra foot.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas.
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas.
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were all riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $100 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!
Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!
You will find more Christmas humor at our two other jokes sites:-
Jokes about Christmas and Jokes about Christmas
A Randomly Selected Joke
Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.
You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children category
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